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Rhetoric Rants: Mother Nature Hates the Midwest

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Mother Nature Hates the Midwest

As some of you might be aware, there is going to be tons of snow that will shower down upon the Midwest.  It's official, Mother Nature hates us.  It's always fun to see the idiots come out in droves to supermarkets and other retail outlets in order to "survive" the storm.  The storm is supposed to only be here for a few days before it lets up, and I'm sure most everyone has enough food and water to last them 2 days.  Not to mention how people all flock to gas stations.  I mean if the weather is really going to be that bad, do you think you are going to be driving?  I mean, you just bought enough food, water, and other pointless amenities that will last you for days.  Nothing says survival like driving around in a blizzard with food, water, and candles because you're too hard core to be stuck at home.  Besides a failing economy, the Midwest, or at least Michigan, is know for having inordinate amounts of snow, this is nothing new people.  Relax, don't be so idiotic, and try to coup with the actual reality.  This storm will probably not even bee that bad.

20 comments:

  1. The south got the snowstorm now it's the Norths turn.

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  2. I fill up my car before big snowstorms just so the lines don't freeze and bust.

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  3. lol it probably wont 'bee' that bad.

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  4. haha I love it, same thing I see here. One mention of "bad storm" and everybody is buying milk and bread in mass quantities!

    blundersfrom6foot2.blogspot.com

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  5. mama nature helped me delay my move, which i didn't ask for! thanks for ruining my life, ice storm.

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  6. I just want it to rain food instead, i am really hungry.

    http://consumecosts.blogspot.com/

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  7. yeah i woke up this morning and its not as bad as id thought it would be!


    ectomorphmuscle.blogspot.com

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  8. no snow here, you jelly midwest?

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  9. nice blog
    followed :)

    http://ngp-psp2.blogspot.com/

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  10. Nice layout, nice commentaries, keep up the good work mate!

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  11. yeah it wasn't too bad; nonetheless, i haven't had courses the last two days lol

    http://lifeofbaron.blogspot.com

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  12. done got hammered with almost 30 inches here...well, I lost count after 22

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  13. I just shoveled for an hour to get my car out of its spot, thanks to some asshole plowing out his driveway straight onto my car... >:[

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  14. Mother nature always hates us lol. Nice blog bro. Followed.

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  15. well nyc got hit with one like this back in December and shut down the city and then exactly a month later another storm of the same proportion hit the city and northeast. The northeast is pretty much used to this type of weather

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  16. We're getting snow all the way in Texas! Madness, I say.

    Supporting as always!

    http://autotunedsoul.blogspot.com

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  17. hahha that same storm broke apart and hit me up in michigan

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  18. Lots of ammo for snwo ball fight though. Followed

    http://lifethroughironsigths.blogspot.com/

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  19. nice post , really.

    http://tout-ou-rien-du-tout.blogspot.com/

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